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YOUR LIFE AS A MOVIE SOUNDTRACK
Gather up a whole bunch of musics, and click shuffle. The first song goes with the first chapter, and so on and so fourth. Sometimes, the results are quite surprising and creepy!


1. Epic Prologue
"Heaven Knows" by Taylor Hicks (well isn't that just a fine how do you do)

2. Birth
"The Suffering" by Coheed and Cambria (true, true)

3. Childhood
"Tomorrow Still Comes" by Will Dailey

4. First Day of High School
"Welcome Home" by Coheed and Cambria (It's true; they're all wolves in sheep's clothing and nothing is as it seems) (That sentence just flew over your head; I could hear it whizzing by and sucking all the air out through your ears.) (Just kidding) (You know I still love you)

5. School Bully
"Where Was I?" by Kenny Wayne Shepherd (In the trashcan? That never really happened, although people did tend to sit on me a lot.)

6. The After School Fight
"Fast Company" by The Eagles

7. Graduating High School
"Free Four" by Pink Floyd (I never treated school that way; my classmates, on the other hand, just seemed to be in school only because they'd have nothing else to do.)

8. New Home
"I Don't Want to Hear Anymore" by The Eagles (Boondocks it is then!! Dueling banjos, here I come!! o_o)

9. Creepy Neighbors
"Gulmira" by Ramin Djawadi (So I either have Iron Man or terrorists as my neighbor. Judging by the last song, I'd say terrorists.)

10. Flashbacks
"Somebody Wants to Kill You" by David Arnold (O_O)

11. Mental Breakdown
"When You're In" by Pink Floyd

12. Meeting An Old Friend
"Devil in Jersey City" by Coheed and Cambria

13. Falling Asleep/Having a Nightmare
"James Bond Theme" by John Barry (Score!! Best dream ever!!!!!!)

14. A New Enemy
"The World is Not Enough" by Garbage (Yes!! I GET TO CONQUER THE WORLD!!!! FEAR ME!!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!)

15. Final Battle
"You Know My Name" by Chris Cornell (This song is so amazing. I don't even know what to put here. ;aldjfowepojpwofpowjpfj)

16. Death of Enemy
"TV Dinners" by ZZ Top (Death by microwave aliens. Fun for the whole family!!)

17.First Day of New Job
"I'm On Fire" by the Dwight Twilley Band (Boo-yah!! Now I'll just have to decide what I'm going to do.)

18.Starting College
"This Love" by Maroon 5 (Very enncouraging.)

19.Falling In Love
"Comfortably Numb" by Pink Floyd (????)

20.Graduating College
"Basin Street Blues" by Louis Prima (Yay happy song. I likey.)

21.Facing Your Demons
"What Do You Want From Me?" by Pink Floyd

22.Growing Old
"Aankh Naal" by Kam Dhillion (Woot party!!)

23.Your Funeral
"Sorrow" by Pink Floyd (That's just too coincidental. Let's try again.)
"Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top (That's even worse. At least I know I'll look good at my funeral.)

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Lyric Meme

Put your mp3 player on shuffle and write the first lyrics of the first 25 songs. No skipping (pft). YOU HAVE FIVE DAYS. JUNE 26. Only do one at a time or whatever. As you get the song, I'll put your icon up so you can have a victory dance or whatever. Blah blah blah blah. You're not supposed to use google, but if you really can't identify a song, I say just do it.

1. “He was a hard-headed man, he was brutally handsome, and she was terminally pretty; she held him up and he held her for ransom in the heart of a cold, cold city…”

2. “Goldfinger, he’s the man, the man with a Midas touch; a spider’s touch, such a cold finger beckons you to enter his web of sin; but don’t go in…”

3. “You say you want a revolution; well you know, we all want to change the world; you tell me that it’s evolution; well you know, we all want to change the world…”

4. “You only live twice, or so it seems; one life for yourself and one for your dreams; you drift through the years and life seems tame…”

5. “Ain’t it a shame, ‘bout our short little memories; never seem to learn the lessons of history; keep making the same mistakes over and over and over again…”

6. “I didn’t hear what you were sayin’, I live on raw emotion baby; I answer questions never, maybe; I’m not kind if you betray me…”

7. “Lonely feeling, deep inside; find a corner where I can hide; silent footsteps crowding me; sudden darkness but I can see; no sugar tonight in my coffee…”

8. “Hey everyone, listen up your attention if you please; really wanna give you a warning ‘cause I found out this morning ‘bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus…”

9. “Another ringer with the slick trigger finger for Her Majesty; another one with the golden tongue poisoning your fantasy; another bill from a killer, turned a thriller to a tragedy…”

10. “One day you will crack it, the other me inside; the pig always slopping away; when you seem so probable until you lose, the only real conclusion is the one you choose…”

11. “There’s a place up ahead and I’m goin’, just as fast as my feet can fly; come away, come away if you’re goin’; leave the sinking ship behind…”

12. “For your eyes only, can see me through the night; for your eyes only I never need to hide; you can see so much in me, so much in me that’s new…”

13. “Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritter and waste the hours in an off hand way; kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town…”

14. “I been in the right place, but it must have been the wrong time; I’d of said the right thing but it must have been the wrong line; I’d been in the right trip but it must’ve been the wrong car…”

15. “Wait, there’s never been a mess like this; no more hands to hold; the page turns tomorrow with the hurt to give up, curse us as God has…” ??????????

16. “Wake up, bloodshot eyes, struggle to memorize the way it felt between your thighs, the pleasure that made you cry (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!); feels so good to be bad…”

17. “You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar, if I was to say to you, ‘Girl we couldn’t get much higher’; come on baby light my fire…”

18. “Hey baby, thought you were the one who tried to run away; oh baby, wasn’t I the one who made you want to stay; please don’t bet that you’ll ever escape me…”

19. “I will break into your thoughts with what’s written on my heart; I will break, break; I’m so sick, infected with where I live; let me live without this empty bliss…”

20. “Tombstone shadow, stretching across my path; tombstone shadow, stretching across my path; every time I get some good news, ooh there’s a shadow on my back…”

21. “Hey driver, where’re we going? I swear, my nerves are showin’; set my hopes up way too high, living’s in the way we die; comes the morning and the headlights fade in rain…”

22. “Love me two times, baby, love me twice today; love me two time girl, I’m going away; love me two time girl; one for tomorrow, one just for today…”

23. “And if your heart stops beating, I’ll be here one day baby; did you get what you deserve? The ending of your life; and if you get to heaven, I’ll be here waiting baby…”

24. “What kind of love have you got; you should be home but you’re not; a room full of noise and dangerous boys still makes you thirsty and hot…”

25. “They see me mowin’ my front lawn; I know they’re all thinkin’ I’m so white and nerdy; think I’m just too white and nerdy, think I’m just too white and nerdy…”

Bonus Round:

“Duh-nuh-da-nuh, da-nuh-nuh; da-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh…”

Extra Bonus Round:

“Your eyes tell the stories of a day you wish you could recall the moments that once have (???????), retract the footsteps that brought us to this favor, I wouldn’t ask this of you…”

Yet Another Bonus Round:

“We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine; we all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine…”

If you don’t get that one I suggest you ask your high school for a refund. (I’ll give you a hint: the answer is right there.)